May 2013
feistie:
megvsshark:
trishhyy:
when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned
Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.
indiandaughter:
i’ll pay you $7 to have a crush on me
mailorderwife:
It’s really cute when boys talk about their fears bc it makes them vulnerable and easier to destroy
shessosumptuous:
So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren’t
sexcake:
does anyone else accidentally stare at a boys penis when hes wearing pants
asap-tran:
really-shit:
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
beyoncebeytwice:
i still dont know what rolling in the deep even means
jimbertimber:
coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
butasparrow:
touchmypopsicle:
it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked
the second one was kind of unexpected
but no one is disagreeing
northlan-e:
its gotten to the point where i either feel no emotion or every emotion at once
“I want you to crave me. From my lips, up to my words.”
– J.E (via poopcrapper)
romulusthread:
panemsrebellion:
romulusthread:
STOP UNFOLLOWING ME I HAVE 5 CHILDREN AND A WIFE TO SUPPORT
you are a gay teenage boy
NOT IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN
